lundi 14 juillet 2014

Umrika to Saquack : We Got Your Back!

In Hollywood - the capital city of Umrika: General Command came forward announcing full support of Saquack Hussein. Saquack, who had been in talks with hire ups throughout the morning, has been issued a foreign aid package of $30,000,000 (150,000 BLd'or) as well as Umrikan air support.
Umrikan General advising Battastani Attachés
Saquack graciously thanked Umrika for their support and sent several generals and attachés to the military high command of Umrika out in Hollywood. 

"Umrika is the first ally we have to support our right to defend ourselves and defeat the invasion force from Donald." Said Saquack.

Meanwhile, rocket fire from North Battaland terrorist bases in the Al-Damman region of Battastan have not yet ceased firing rockets. Over 300 rockets have been fired to date. Saquack has not yet mobilized a ground invasion, but have flown aerial missions over the Al-Damman region seeking to track the locations of secret bases.

Umrika, a strong ally of the Al-Sw3anoud family, may yet be able to contact the former king and reach an agreement where the secret base location could be released to the Umrikan military and aid the quest to defeat the impending threat from Donald Duck's terrorist bases. To which Saquack responded "Battastan is greater than any one of us. Should Abel-Aziz be contacted by the Umrikan government, I hope he will present this vital information. Battastan has not changed. Battsra is being fired upon and innocent Battastanis are being harmed." 

Since the 1980s, Umrika has had an issue with the growingly bizarre actions of North Battaland. Donald Duck, once a household name and celebrity in Umrika has fallen in opinion to an arch-nemisis of the superpower. Donald has repeatedly spoken about his will to destroy the "West" but, since the 1980 missile fiasco, Donald has mostly taken cover and stayed reclusive. It could be that Umrika wants to help Saquack in order to put more pressure on Donald.

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