After being exposed as a power hungry dictator, Saquack Hussein forwent International Human Rights policies and massacred several villages of Geese on his way to eliminate a terrorist threat in the eastern part of Battastan.
In a rare response, Donald Duck himself assembled the parliament of North Battaland and addressed the public. As the most famous and important batta in the entire country, all of Pyongquack came forward to hear.
Donald, who made his fortune in a combination of fast food hamburgers with his brother and Hollywood films, has a reputation for ruthlessly pursuing what he wants. Very little has deterred this billionaire from even his most bizarre plans.
In the early 1980s, Donald had acquired nuclear technology and secretly constructed a site to utilize nuclear fusion for developing missiles. One of which was tested off the coast of Pyongquack, successfully launching and disintegrating into the ocean.
However, the international community quickly expressed their negative opinions on the matter and got sanctions placed on Donald. This of course angered the former international film star, and incited his wrath.
donald pledged to never again step foot in Umrika or return to the Hollywood market. However, his team of top-notch lawyers pursue the production studios everytime there's a copyright violation of his films.
Donald announced that rocket fire from North Battaland to Londonistan would continue. And if Battastan tried to escalate and touch North Battaland soil, he would fire a nuclear missile to Londonistan.
Donald also pledged that if Saquack should ever leave Battastan, he will hunt him down and see to it that he not return. Fighting words as the region heats up for the summer.
In a rare response, Donald Duck himself assembled the parliament of North Battaland and addressed the public. As the most famous and important batta in the entire country, all of Pyongquack came forward to hear.
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In the early 1980s, Donald had acquired nuclear technology and secretly constructed a site to utilize nuclear fusion for developing missiles. One of which was tested off the coast of Pyongquack, successfully launching and disintegrating into the ocean.
However, the international community quickly expressed their negative opinions on the matter and got sanctions placed on Donald. This of course angered the former international film star, and incited his wrath.
donald pledged to never again step foot in Umrika or return to the Hollywood market. However, his team of top-notch lawyers pursue the production studios everytime there's a copyright violation of his films.
Donald announced that rocket fire from North Battaland to Londonistan would continue. And if Battastan tried to escalate and touch North Battaland soil, he would fire a nuclear missile to Londonistan.
Donald also pledged that if Saquack should ever leave Battastan, he will hunt him down and see to it that he not return. Fighting words as the region heats up for the summer.
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