Donald Prepares Nuclear Missile

Against warnings from Umrika, Donald continues to pressure Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini with threats of nuclear weapons. Only moments ago, Quackeed Al-Zahbatta --the main proponent of Donald's terrorist operations in Battastan -- released a video where he demanded that the Ayatollah surrender himself.

Of course, Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini is not going anywhere. And he said so in a recent speech today. Londonistanis are fleeing out of the country. Some are going to Hollywood, but the majority are immigrating and trying to seek refuge in Battaland. The harsh rule and laws from the Ayatollah have caused many ducks and geese to flee their homes and livelihoods. Some with only the clothes on their back and a few dinars in the pocket.

Donald's Nuclear Weapons

This of course is causing great concern to Battaland, which does not have the right appropriation of resources to host the refugees.

"We cannot accommodate and they are filling up the streets with rubbish." said one anonymous citizen of Quacbec.

The streets have become noticeable packed with the homeless and the crime level has risen since en masse refugees from Battastan crossed the border.

Quackeed Al-Zahbatta made several demands of the strict Ayatollah Quackmeini, possibly causing the creation of a regional conflict. Al-Zahbatta is leader of the Mujahaquack, and is hiding within the southeast of Battastan. He demanded for the Ayatollah to step down and dismantle his army. Or, in retaliation, Donald would fire a nuclear missile to Londonistan and the Mujahaquack would come to kill all survivors.

Quackeed Al-Zahbatta

Only months ago, Saquack Hussein's racist policies against Geese caused most to rally and speak out for equality and for the stop of killing Geese. However, under the all powerful and religious authority of the Mujaquackdin and Ayatollah Quackmeini, the citizens of Londonistan are under strict observation to adherence with Gees3a 3ali laws.

In exile, former academics and parliamentarians are pleading in vain with the Umrikan government to send military intervention to Londonistan.