An anonymous threat was discovered in Morocco, and brought to the attention of the Minister of the Interior Mustafa Ramid. A special council was called an a terrorist plot was uncovered and released to the general public.
A currently unknown organization made plans to attack and take vengeance on the McDonalds of Casablanca. Further Moroccan investigation brought forward no new details, and Minister of the Interior Mustafa Ramid issued public warning to the general Casablancan population.
After contacting intelligence services in Battaland, the CIQuack quickly produced information linking the threat to a former disgruntled employee of McDonalds : The Hamburglar.
After being one of Ronald's closest followers, and being appointed treasurer of the entire McDonalds corporation, the Hamburglar was responsible for expanding the fast food chain internationally. Known for being anti-Semitic, the Hamburglar claimed that his outspoken views came from his Austrian heritage.
Speaking out against accountants as practicing "the Jewish science of banking" the Hamburglar always convinced the other executives of McDonalds to avoid using a public accountant and place him in charge of budgeting. However, in the process of an audit in 2002, it was discovered that the Hamburglar was secretly embezzling millions of dollars a year. In fact, it was reported that he embezzled over $600,000,000 in the last 8 years.
Under threat of being taken to court on criminal and civil charges, the Hamburglar fled to Qatar where he received sanction and began living in a 5-Star hotel up there. It has been tracked through wiring that the Hamburglar has been a large donor to Hamas and several other terrorist organizations.
New information from the CIQuack to the Moroccan Minister of the Interior reveals that the Hamburglar has been in negotiations with some of the terrorist organizations he has funded in the Middle East to take vengeance on McDonalds in the region. The Hamburglar has rarely been publically seen since 2002.
A currently unknown organization made plans to attack and take vengeance on the McDonalds of Casablanca. Further Moroccan investigation brought forward no new details, and Minister of the Interior Mustafa Ramid issued public warning to the general Casablancan population.
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| The Hamburglar - At the Height of his Power |
After contacting intelligence services in Battaland, the CIQuack quickly produced information linking the threat to a former disgruntled employee of McDonalds : The Hamburglar.
After being one of Ronald's closest followers, and being appointed treasurer of the entire McDonalds corporation, the Hamburglar was responsible for expanding the fast food chain internationally. Known for being anti-Semitic, the Hamburglar claimed that his outspoken views came from his Austrian heritage.
Speaking out against accountants as practicing "the Jewish science of banking" the Hamburglar always convinced the other executives of McDonalds to avoid using a public accountant and place him in charge of budgeting. However, in the process of an audit in 2002, it was discovered that the Hamburglar was secretly embezzling millions of dollars a year. In fact, it was reported that he embezzled over $600,000,000 in the last 8 years.
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| Police are Seeking this Terrorist |
New information from the CIQuack to the Moroccan Minister of the Interior reveals that the Hamburglar has been in negotiations with some of the terrorist organizations he has funded in the Middle East to take vengeance on McDonalds in the region. The Hamburglar has rarely been publically seen since 2002.
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