Marine LeQuac & Battalouis XVIII Guilty of War Crimes

Battalouis XVIII - War Crimes Trial

Jour Nouveau, the policy of Marine LeQuac enacted to clean up immigration within Quacbec has been ruled, by an international tribunal, as a crime against humanity. Marine, and with the authority of Battalouis XVIII, set up death camps for the scheduled genocide of geese which had sought refuge in Quacbec.

An independent investigation discovered over 300,000 geese in starved and near-death conditions in 13 different camps located throughout the countryside of Battaland. The camps had primal conditions and forced the geese to work, and when they began to produce nothing they were put to death.

"Look," said Marine, "these immigrants came to take advantage of our country. I only made a fair system where they could work for receiving benefits."

But judges were not buying it. They declared in their charges that Marine maliciously went after the geese based only on the fact of their ethnicity, and incited the whole of Quacbec against them. The next matter of accusation was that Marine LeQuac under supervision of Battalouis XVIII invaded neighboring Canarda and imprisoned the Prime Minister, Stefan Trumpeter.

Lastly, and following the initial war crimes count, Marine LeQuac was accused of pillaging and destroying Toronto for the gain of Battaland, and confiscated all the gold from the banks as well as priceless artwork from museums. Marine was also accused of destroying bridges.

Marine sat silently alongside Battalouis as the verdict was read to them:

"And we, the International Tribunal, find Marine LeQuac and Battalouis XVIII, both guilty of three counts of War Crimes. Sentence punishable by hanging, and to be executed immediately.

On the count of Crimes against Humanity, as charged against Marine LeQuac, we find her guilty as charged. We find that she abused her position in power over Battaland to racially discriminate against a certain section of the population and genocide. We order that she be executed by hanging, immediately."

Marine blurted out "THE GEESE! They did this to me! Don't you all see!?! The Geese planned this the whole time! Those dirty birds tricked me to try to kill them all, just so they could see me hang!"

Marine was quickly silenced by the guards as she struggled to make further anti-immigrant and anti-geese comments.

As reporters scrambled to get a comment, the two were taken out by the guards of the tribunal. They were masked and hanged until dead in the gallows. Marine LeQuac was pronounced dead at 3:46, and Battalouis at 3:52.