Batta Ki Moon Visits Geeseal

Batta Ki Moon was demanded of, by Ayatollah Quackmeini, to visit and inspect the "militant and evil westernist geese in NoBattaLand". The Ayatollah reported crimes against humanity were being committed and that the Geeseali Defense Forse was targeting schools.

Downtown Tela Quack

The UN Secretary General arrived at Tela Quack, the capital city of Geeseal built in NoBattaLand, to find a magnificent futuristic city had been built.

"When I think of Battastan, I think of desert and 3rd world poverty," said Batta Ki Moon shocked at the developments of the geese living here. He met with Ben Geeson, and the two settled for a lunch atop a roof garden on the 22nd floor of an undisclosed building in Tela Quack.

"Look, we ourselves are geese. Our story is that we were displaced and could not get along with the policies of the Ayatollah. We took refuge in Battaland, and were put to genocide by Marine LeQuac. We bought this land from Battaleon -- land that never belonged to Battastan -- and now we are developing our cities."

When asked about why the Geeseali army was targeting schools, Ben Geeson replied "we did not put the rockets and ammunition inside the school. That was Quackmeini. If Quackmeini is so concerned with losing a school, why does he put weapons there? I would also have you know that we destroyed the weapons at night just to avoid such a circumstance as harming children."

Batta Ki Moon

Batta Ki Moon also spoke with Battaleon about the matter. Battaleon was outraged that sanctions were even being considered by the UN against Geeseal. In his opinion, Geeseal are the most humane and peaceful country in the region -- stating that the genocide as committed even here in Battaland against the geese would not even be considered by the Geesealis.

Batta Ki Moon agreed with Battaleon and said that anyone with logic will see that Quackmeini is an aggressor and intolerant of all except strict traditional Gees3a 3ali. But the UN's job is to investigate world claims, "Trust me, Battaleon. This is nonsense. But my hands are tied. I need to at least explore the possibility."

Batta Ki Moon is himself a displaced refugee of Pyongquack. His parents narrowly escaped the wrath of Donald by seeking refuge out of North Battaland only months before Donald revoked all visas and rights of North Battaland to travel outside the country.