Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini to Battaleon : "Remove Soldiers or Receive War"

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini

In an memo early this morning, Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini ordered that Battaleon end his acts of aggression and remove the soldiers he placed at the border. Quackmeini is convinced that Battaleon has no concern for immigration, but plans to invade Battastan and deems to oppose him in Londonistan.

The Ayatollah assured Battaleon that he would not be successful in his wicked and Zayonistic plot against the Righteous and Perfect Government of Battastan. 

Furthermore, the Ayatollah accused Battaleon to be working against him in a secret alliance with Donald and Umrika. Donald of course had begun making a series of nuclear threats against Londonistan should the Ayatollah not abdicate in favor of Quackeed Al-Zahbatta.

Battaleon immediately replied that he has no intention of invading Londonistan, nor is he involved with an alliance with Umrika or Donald. Battaleon suggested that the sun of Londonistan was starting to boil the brains of Ayatollah Quackmeini for even considering Donald the maniac dictator of North Battaland capable of having an alliance with anyone.

Battaleon assured Quackmeini that Battaland soldiers would remain on the border to protect Battaland from further immigration. And Battaleon reminded Quackmeini that the only reason he had to put soldiers on the border was because Quackmeini cares nothing for his countrymen and is forcing them to flee out.

"I can assure you all that even if Quackmeini has a perfect set of laws, the problem with them is people are not perfect" said Battaleon in a rebuttal of the claims for war from Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini.

The CIQuack observes that Battastan is under too much pressure to rally together an army to meet with Battaleon at the border of Battaland, but they can still signify a serious threat to national security.