Lock the doors. Turn off the lights. Hide the children. Because...She's back!
That's right, washed up comedienne and professional hater Rosie is coming back to claim her chair on the popular TV show, "The View".
After Barbara Walters, who proposed a life-ban on the controversial and dramatic hostess, has left her own chair, the View's producers have been thinking day and night on how they can spice up their dying daytime talk show. To no avail, guest stars and entertaining innovations could just not do the trick in sparking ratings. And so, with much hesitation...the producers decided to call up the person responsible for the only spike in the Views Ratings over the last 20 years.
ROSIE! She answered the phone, originally under the impression that the show's producers were seeking to pursue another lawsuit against her. Or possibly, the producers had finally caught on and realized that she had been stealing bottles of hand sanitizer to keep her hair from frizzing. But when the producers offered her to come back as one of the hosts -- Rosie became ecstatic.
She immediately promised not to discuss ABC's involvement with the 9/11 attacks...at least, not until her new book "You Can't Get Rid of Rosie" comes out. This came with much chagrin to the producers who immediately remembered why they bumped off Rosie in the first place.....she was a daily bag of scandals and lawsuits.
As co-host Joy Behar revealed "Rosie...she was always surrounded with lawsuits. Either someone was suing her, like Donald Trump, or she was suing someone else, like when Rosie sued Mickey Mouse."
Rosie might be ready for the View....but are WE ready for Rosie?!?!
That's right, washed up comedienne and professional hater Rosie is coming back to claim her chair on the popular TV show, "The View".
After Barbara Walters, who proposed a life-ban on the controversial and dramatic hostess, has left her own chair, the View's producers have been thinking day and night on how they can spice up their dying daytime talk show. To no avail, guest stars and entertaining innovations could just not do the trick in sparking ratings. And so, with much hesitation...the producers decided to call up the person responsible for the only spike in the Views Ratings over the last 20 years.
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She immediately promised not to discuss ABC's involvement with the 9/11 attacks...at least, not until her new book "You Can't Get Rid of Rosie" comes out. This came with much chagrin to the producers who immediately remembered why they bumped off Rosie in the first place.....she was a daily bag of scandals and lawsuits.
As co-host Joy Behar revealed "Rosie...she was always surrounded with lawsuits. Either someone was suing her, like Donald Trump, or she was suing someone else, like when Rosie sued Mickey Mouse."
Rosie might be ready for the View....but are WE ready for Rosie?!?!
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