Breaking News - Mujaquackdin Captures Umrikan Petroleum Fields

The Mujaquackdin

In a surprise attack last night, the Mujaquackdin did not attack Londonistan as Umrikan Intelligence predicted. Instead, the militant group captured over 30 known oil reserve fields in the desert in south-west Battastan.

Umrikan generals were baffled, and had mistakenly called all reserve soldiers to the half of Londonistan under Umrikan control. The Mujaquackdin then pushed forward, taking over and destroying the Umrikan camps in the south and military bases down there. Right now, Umrikan forces are gathered in Londonistan but may need to pursue the Mujaquackdin in the south and retake the oil fields.

"How can we bring democracy is Battastan if we don't have their petroleum?" Said General Bart Powers, commander of the Umrikan operation in Battastan.

Petroleum Field in Battastani Desert

The Ducks of Battastan have been cooperating fully with the Umrikan forces, and have also been working to set up a modern parliamentary system. There have been attempts to involve the geese in a joint ethnic parliament for Battastan, however, these attempts have all been rejected.

The conflict internally intensifies, and Umrikan forces are second guessing their stay after taking over. With Saquack Hussein, Battastan had order. All feared his mighty hand and were too shy to come forward and fight.

Now that Saquack is dead, the Geese have come forward in excessive numbers to fight violently with the Ducks of Battastan, as well as the Umrikans, to take control of the country.