Quackmeini Invades - Geeseal Victorious!

Only moments ago an army of 12,500 of the Mujaquackdin under orders from Ayatollah Quackmeini invaded NoBattaLanda also known now as Geeseal.

The 300,000 Geese in Geeseal stood their ground and opened attack on the Mujaquackdin. Perhaps a miracle, but over 12,000 of the Mujaquackdin died and the remaining few hundred fled back for their lives.

Geeseal - A Nation is Born

To the delight and surprise of Battaleon, these geese who have been through so much, have survived the invasion of the Mujaquackdin and crippled the army of Ayayollah Quackmeini.

Ben Geeson said, "We have held out against the invader. Perhaps now we can build our country in peace."

But, the Ayatollah has other plans in mind. Quackmeini has invested in moving several brigades of the Mujaquackdin to the city of Ar'ar in northern Battastan. From here it is believed that they will fire rockets down and try desperately to hinder construction and growth of the geese living in Geeseal.

To keep things in perspective, most of these Geese were born in Londonistan. They were academics and elites, as well as the impoverished, and lived peacefully there for generations under the Mamlukum of Al-Sw3anoud. However, after a brief period of prosperity came with Saquack Hussein, the Umrikan government was tricked by Donald Duck into thinking that Saquack was hiding weapons of mass destruction in the Ad-Damman region. The Umrikan army proceeded to take out Saquack in a coup, which paved the way for the ultra-religious Mujahaquack and Mujaquackdin to conquer the country. The latter of which came to power under leadership of Ayatollah Ali Quacmeini.

The Mujaquackdin has been at war suppressing the smaller terrorist group, the Mujahaquack, in the south which is led by Quackeed Al-Zahbatta. Al-Zahbatta received most of his funding from the recently deceased Donald Duck. Al-Zahbatta has kept out of Londonistan, due to the guarantee from Donald that he would fire a nuclear missile into the city unless Ayatollah Quackmeini abdicated to Al-Zahbatta.

Unfortunately, when Donald launched a nuclear warhead from Pyongquack, it malfunctioned. In the explosion, Donald lost his life and his great-grandson Donald Duck Un came to power.

During the recent war between Marine LeQuac and the allied Canardic and Umrikan armies, North Battaland and Battastan stood on the sidelines. Battarouge was formally recognized as independent by every nation except for Umrika. And the geese who survived "Jour Nouveau" were gathered to dmeilitarized NoBattaLand which they bought from Battaleon and declared to be the independent state of Geeseal.

Quackmeini has, from this point, taken to his armies and pledged that the geese in NoBattaLand will perish