Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini demanded in an address to the world that the United Nations publicly rebuke Battaland for invading and killing harmless civilians in 'a northern city of Battastan'.
Quackmeini then issued an image of young geese, killed, which he claims Battaleon's army were targeting civilian geese living in NoBattaLand.
Quackmeini said that they were innocently just living their lives, but the diabolical and evil Zayonistically inspired Battaleon invaded their homes to kill them because he hates geese.
According to Battaleon, this is rubbish. The territory in which Battaland soldiers came to was not anything owned by Battastan, but NoBattaLand which the UN has neglected to monitor.
He further stated that the reason why Battaland sent forth soldiers was because Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini was firing rockets from there onto the civilians in Quacbec. "The Grand Army apprehended terrorist militants belonging to the Mujaquackdin, not civilians of any sort."
Battaleon stated that he did not care what the UN said towards him or towards Battaland, because Battaland has a right to defend itself.
Furthermore, Battaleon accused Quackmeini of doctoring pictures. He said that the images of murdered geese are actually part of a propaganda campaign from the Mujaquackdin against liberal and modern geese of Londonistan. Battaleon submitted the picture, revealing the killers to be two agents of the Mujaquackdin with the banner of the Mujaquackdin next to them.
All of which, Battaleon reminded Quackmeini that he is not bound by the United Nations. Battaland is a free and independent state, and the Grand Army will march on to Londonistan without any fear should Ayatollah Quackmeini advance threats towards the Great Liberty of Battaland!
Ayatollah Quackmeini has forbidden television and radio within Battastan as "untraditional behavior of geese" which has silenced this information. However, the UN refused to comment after seeing the actual picture revealing the Mujaquackdin as killers of the geese in sectarian Londonistani violence -- rather than civilian targeting in NoBattaLand by Battaleon.
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| Quackmeini : Battaleon Murdered Innocent Geese! |
Quackmeini said that they were innocently just living their lives, but the diabolical and evil Zayonistically inspired Battaleon invaded their homes to kill them because he hates geese.
According to Battaleon, this is rubbish. The territory in which Battaland soldiers came to was not anything owned by Battastan, but NoBattaLand which the UN has neglected to monitor.
He further stated that the reason why Battaland sent forth soldiers was because Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini was firing rockets from there onto the civilians in Quacbec. "The Grand Army apprehended terrorist militants belonging to the Mujaquackdin, not civilians of any sort."
Battaleon stated that he did not care what the UN said towards him or towards Battaland, because Battaland has a right to defend itself.
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| Actual Picture Reveals Mujaquackdin Killed Them |
All of which, Battaleon reminded Quackmeini that he is not bound by the United Nations. Battaland is a free and independent state, and the Grand Army will march on to Londonistan without any fear should Ayatollah Quackmeini advance threats towards the Great Liberty of Battaland!
Ayatollah Quackmeini has forbidden television and radio within Battastan as "untraditional behavior of geese" which has silenced this information. However, the UN refused to comment after seeing the actual picture revealing the Mujaquackdin as killers of the geese in sectarian Londonistani violence -- rather than civilian targeting in NoBattaLand by Battaleon.
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