lundi 28 juillet 2014

Marine LeQuac : Camps for Geese are Open!

Marine LeQuac
Marine LeQuac came forward today, as royal chancellor to His Majesty Battalouis XVIII, and addressed the parliament of whom the king has put her in charge. She announced that her solution to the geese immigrant and refugee problem has just been implemented, and the first proposed policy of Jour Nouveau. Geese from Quacbec, and all through Battaland, are now being rounded up and sent to work camps.

While citizens clapped and cheered, a significant community kept silent and met to discuss concerns. Marine LeQuac has built death camps for the immigrants -- not work camps. While against the flight of refugees within Battaland, to send them off to die is not acceptable.

Geese Refugees
Battaleon fled the country this morning. He stated that he recieved word that Marine LeQuac issued a warrant for his arrest. In fact, Marine LeQuac has begun to collect political prisoners as well:

"Fellow Quacbecois. When we stood on the cold streets warning our fellow citizens of the geese, not all accepted our claims. They harassed us and accused us of fabricating the diabolical nature of the the geese. As stage two in Jour Nouveau, these vile geese supporters will be taken to the work camps to enjoy with their precious geese!"

Marine has also taken to policing the streets. The police force in Quacbec is now armed with guns and has orders to arrest and shoot any and all dissidents on site.

This is to ensure order and prevent another crisis from happening in Quacbec, like with the refugees of geese that tortured Battaland society. There has also been an increase in military spending as Battaland, under Chancellor Marine, is re-arming. Marine spend the morning dedicating a new submarine factory --and is scheduled to see the opening of two rocket building factories west of Quacbec.

Labor Camp For Geese
Marine stated that ducks and Quacbecois are oppressed all over the world, and it is unfair that Battaland should do nothing about it. Marine declared that ducks in Canarda are living under Canardic law and not living lives as free ducks. Currently, relations between Umrika, Canarda and Battaland are good and reasonable.

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