mercredi 23 juillet 2014

Battaleon Invades NoBattaLand!

Battaleon's Army in NoBattaLand
Without delay from this morning's rocket attacks from the Mujaquackdin in NoBattaLand, Battaleon was awake preparing a precise invasion force to take down the terrorist threat in order to prevent a further rocket attack on Quacbec. Battaleon has responded;

"Quacbec will not tolerate the harassment from anyone, especially in violation of international law taking advantage of the demilitarized zone. The Mujaquackdin must accept that Battaland will defend its borders under any circumstances."

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini has not issued a statement, but it is believed that the attacks from the Mujaquackdin on Quacbec were ordered by him. He having made threats earlier this week against Battaleon for placing soldiers on the border between Battaland and Battastan. This was, of course, made in measure to prevent further immigration problems within Quacbec.

The International community has not commented on Battaleon's use of force. It is generally understood in Umrika and Canarda that Battaland is defending itself. However there is some worry as to how Donald will percieve these actions. Mentally unstable and having access to nuclear weapons, Donald also has a rather bitter connection to this plot of land.

Battaleon deployed 5,230 soldiers into NoBattaLand this morning, and they are combing the area for the Mujaquackdin.  

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