mardi 15 juillet 2014

Saquack Hussein - Deceased

In light of recent claims that Saquack has nuclear weapons of mass destruction, Umrika decided to "Bring Democracy" to Battastan. This included the public execution of Saquack by a Mohawk helicopter 756 rocket to his head.

Saquack, after destroying several terrorist bases belonging to Donald Duck in the Ad-Damman region of Battastan, had access to the nuclear weapons which Donald was hiding out there.

Umrikan special forces 202, in the early hours of this morning, caught up with Saquack who was making a speech to Battastan. Saquack swore that there are no nuclear weapons of mass destruction in Battastan. He claims that Donald made up everything to trick Umrika into invading Battastan after the raids on Donald's secret terrorist bases in Ad-Damman.

On the right is the graphic footage of Saquack being executed by helicopter:
On the left is a picture of Saquack after the helicopter fired a rocket into his head:

After the executions and confirmation with Umrika that Saddam Huquack was indeed deceased, Donald Duck held a special meeting with his Umrikan emissary. Fred Stowl, Umrikan Consul to North Battaland, is the first Umrikan diplomat to be present on North Battaland soil since the 1979 cleansing of foreigners initiated by Donald before testing a nuclear missile in 1980.

Donald had only to say that Saquack was telling the truth. In fact, there was no nuclear weapon stored at any of his illegal terrorist bases in Ad-Damman. Donald assured Umrika that no one could successfully mess with him or his regime without serious consequences. 

Umrika removed their consul, but are continuing to "bring Democracy" to Battastan...because this was their initial plan and had nothing to do with Donald or nuclear weapons of mass destruction.

Donald & High Command : Pyongquack


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