mardi 22 juillet 2014

Marine LeQuac - Opposition Candidate?

Refugees from Londonistan
With the elections coming up towards the end of this year, many citizens of Quacbec wonder who will oppose Battaleon in the elections. Until a week ago, this would have been a tough question. Possibly no one, or a lone royalist living in the past. Unlike the ban of Battalouis XVIII against parliamentarian candidates running under the association of the Quacbec Republic or of Battaleon, in the current set of politics any candidate or choice should have the freedom to speak out his or her ideas openly. This is the motto of Battaleon.
But after the citizens of Battaland have become more uneasy and upset with the immigration problem, one voice may have created enough of a riptide to see her as a front runner. And that option is Marine LeQuac.

From a political family, Marine has made her debut in modern day Quacbecois politics by focusing on a serious problem : Immigration. Refugees from Londonistan have been associated with the increased crime in Quacbec. They also fill the streets and live as the homeless, creating congestion and problems for the citizens of Battaland.

Citizens of Battaland have noticed how things have changed. Many are uncomfortable when they see Battastanis in traditional clothes -- especially the Geese. While Battaland mostly consists of ducks, just like in Battastan, the ducks of Battaland are far more liberal. They are also far more modern than their counterparts in Londonistan and have experienced the 21st Century innovations over the last 30 years.

"I am sick of hearing those geese speaking in geese! This is Battland! You speak in Batta here!" Said Marine

Marine LeQuac sees immigration as the cancer of Battaland society right now. Marine is convinced that they will turn Quacbec into a wasteland like Londonistan is. She is convinced that the only solution is to deport the refugees back to Londonistan where they came from, and claims it must be done soon before the society of Quacbec is influenced too much by these actions.

Regarding the traditional garb and clothes of the Geese and Londonistanis, Marine says "Look. If you want to wear these ancient clothes, go back to Londonistan. This is Quacbec. I would not wear a mini-skirt to Londonistan."

Marine LeQuac has also discussed issuing an official law, banning geese and ducks from wearing traditional Londonistani clothes in public.

Marine LeQuac

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