Donald Duck Un - Who Is He?

Donald Duck Un

 Early this morning, during the first day of the 3 months of mourning for Donald. A new leader has taken the reins of North Battaland. The first new leader since its conception over 70 years ago.

And that leader is Donald Duck Un.

Donald Duck Un is the great-grandson of Donald, and has been almost entirely unknown to the public. While viral and active, Donald's age has brought up questions of how much longer he could reign for. However, it was due to a nuclear malfunction that Donald lost his life at 102 years old. Now paving the pathway for his only blood relation and heir to take power and charge of one of the most controversial and oppressive countries in the world.

Donald Duck Un grew up in Pyongquack and was educted at a private high school in Switzerland. He used to play basketball on the school team, and was an avid reader of comic books.

In 2001, Donald had Un's father assassinated for reasons unknown. At which time, Donald Duck Un was recalled to Pyongquack to finish out his schooling and become groomed for the leadership of Pyongquack.

Donald & Donald Duck Un

Donald Duck Un was given a lavish penthouse within the city, and a salary estimated by the CIQuack to be $50,000 - $75,000 a month. Donald Duck Un is said to have spent much of that money on exotic cars, fine foods, and alcohol.

Donald Duck Un spent over $32,000 on whiskey when he came to Quacbec in 2009 as an incognito businessman from Canarda. North Battaland has been manufacturing falsified Canardic passports and travel visas in which some of the more elite have had the ability to leave from Pyongquack. Donald -- an internationally recognizable figure -- has not been thought to have left Pyongquack for the last 80 years.

Donald & Donald Duck Un

There is substantial evidence that Donald Duck Un has been groomed to continue on the will of his great-grandfather. In fact, it is believed that Un is somewhat mentally unstable himself. While he has not spoken publicly or addressed the people, the CIQuack has identified several incidents in which he has denoted his views on the nuclear proliferation of North Battaland, as well as his hate for non-communists.

When the CIQuack interviewed fellow students from his high school in Switzerland, they said he sat quietly in the back. He often mumbled to himself and said little to other classmates. One such incident recalls him swearing to become the All-Star Basketball Champion of the world and pledged to defeat the Chicago Bulls by himself. No one knew his true identity, but his face was impressionable upon the classmates who recalled knowing him.

Donald Duck Un -- new leader of North Battaland -- Assalam 3lekum!