In a shocking turn of events, Battaland Intelligence officers at the CIQuack revealed a devastating report, identifying the secret leader of ISIS.
Only hours ago, the terrorist group ISIS pledged to attack Battaland on a YouTube video that went viral. Battas of all sorts and forms quickly raced to grocery stores to buy supplies, and the Emperor Battaleon addressed the nation. Within minutes, proposed ISIS leader Quackeed Al-Zahbatta confirmed on film that he was the leader of ISIS and responsible for planning attacks on Quacbec.
However, the CIQuack was not convinced. They looked into the phone records of Quackeed Al-Zahbatta and discovered an astonishing link to : Donald Duck.
That's right. The all powerful "Dear Leader" of North Battaland funded ISIS from the start, and armed it from his personal stash. Donald has been forthright to settle a border dispute with Battaland by expanding into it and taking over militarily.
Apparently, this plan began only 6-months ago after ISIS took control in Iraq and Syria as a ploy to take over Battaland and claim the lakes there for his own. This is the first act of violence and aggression experienced between Battaland and North Battaland since the 2007 missile incident.
The last active war between North Battaland and Battaland was in 1950-1956, when a truce was declared and soldiers.
Immediately, Battaleon called Donald Duck up at his office. At first he denied the claims. Transcript below:
Donald Duck : Quakc Quack! Well hello, Battaleon. Pleasure to hear from you.
Battaleon : Donald...you know why I am calling?
Donald Duck : Hmm....to wish me happy birthday?
Battaleon : No.
Donald Duck : Good. Because today is not my birthday.
Battaleon : Donald....did you hire ISIS to attack Quacbec?
Donald Duck : ....
Battaleon : Donald?
Donald Duck : ....Surprise!
Battaleon has the 3rd Battalion infantry lined up, awaiting escalation.
Only hours ago, the terrorist group ISIS pledged to attack Battaland on a YouTube video that went viral. Battas of all sorts and forms quickly raced to grocery stores to buy supplies, and the Emperor Battaleon addressed the nation. Within minutes, proposed ISIS leader Quackeed Al-Zahbatta confirmed on film that he was the leader of ISIS and responsible for planning attacks on Quacbec.
However, the CIQuack was not convinced. They looked into the phone records of Quackeed Al-Zahbatta and discovered an astonishing link to : Donald Duck.
That's right. The all powerful "Dear Leader" of North Battaland funded ISIS from the start, and armed it from his personal stash. Donald has been forthright to settle a border dispute with Battaland by expanding into it and taking over militarily.
Apparently, this plan began only 6-months ago after ISIS took control in Iraq and Syria as a ploy to take over Battaland and claim the lakes there for his own. This is the first act of violence and aggression experienced between Battaland and North Battaland since the 2007 missile incident.
The last active war between North Battaland and Battaland was in 1950-1956, when a truce was declared and soldiers.
Immediately, Battaleon called Donald Duck up at his office. At first he denied the claims. Transcript below:
Donald Duck : Quakc Quack! Well hello, Battaleon. Pleasure to hear from you.
Battaleon : Donald...you know why I am calling?
Donald Duck : Hmm....to wish me happy birthday?
Battaleon : No.
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| Donald Receiving Call from Battaleon |
Donald Duck : Good. Because today is not my birthday.
Battaleon : Donald....did you hire ISIS to attack Quacbec?
Donald Duck : ....
Battaleon : Donald?
Donald Duck : ....Surprise!
Battaleon has the 3rd Battalion infantry lined up, awaiting escalation.
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