In a response to growing unrest in Battaland against the refugees and immigrants from Londonistan, rumors began to enrage Quacbecois that Battaleon was preparing to offer amnesty to the geese leading up to citizenship.
"It's none-sense," said one disgruntled citizen of Quacbec, "I cannot believe that Battaleon would give citizenship to those refugees! I'm voting for Marine LeQuac because she knows at least how to handle this!"
Marine LeQuac has been rising in popularity, as the polls show the likelihood of electing the far right candidate to power, possibly ousting Battaleon. This was unexpected, as Battaleon received 92% of public support upon his return from Elba earlier this year.
"Marine speaks our language," said another supporter, "Marine understands how Quacbecois think and what we need to form a better society. We cannot support these immigrants, our economy is not designed for it."
Several academics in Quacbec have spoken in opposition of Marine LeQuac. But examples of racism are on the rise against geese in the academic world. At Universitie de Quacbec, geese have all been expelled and status of attendance revoked. The Bank of Quacbec and Battaland Commerce Bank (BCB) have refused to open accounts for geese or loan them money.
Competitor, Banc Populaire has kept lending to geese stating "more customers for us, let the others close their doors."
However, Battaleon did address the people of Quacbec -- perhaps under pressure -- and stated that "Quacbec will not offer citizenship to geese. However, Battaland takes it as a moral responsibility to take in refugees out of tyranny."
Marine LeQuac came forward and stated that now Battaleon realizes she was right and is just offering to follow her original policies.
Current polls show Marine LeQuac at 42% of the popular vote, and Battaleon at 54% with 4% undecided
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"It's none-sense," said one disgruntled citizen of Quacbec, "I cannot believe that Battaleon would give citizenship to those refugees! I'm voting for Marine LeQuac because she knows at least how to handle this!"
Marine LeQuac has been rising in popularity, as the polls show the likelihood of electing the far right candidate to power, possibly ousting Battaleon. This was unexpected, as Battaleon received 92% of public support upon his return from Elba earlier this year.
"Marine speaks our language," said another supporter, "Marine understands how Quacbecois think and what we need to form a better society. We cannot support these immigrants, our economy is not designed for it."
Several academics in Quacbec have spoken in opposition of Marine LeQuac. But examples of racism are on the rise against geese in the academic world. At Universitie de Quacbec, geese have all been expelled and status of attendance revoked. The Bank of Quacbec and Battaland Commerce Bank (BCB) have refused to open accounts for geese or loan them money.
Competitor, Banc Populaire has kept lending to geese stating "more customers for us, let the others close their doors."
However, Battaleon did address the people of Quacbec -- perhaps under pressure -- and stated that "Quacbec will not offer citizenship to geese. However, Battaland takes it as a moral responsibility to take in refugees out of tyranny."
Marine LeQuac came forward and stated that now Battaleon realizes she was right and is just offering to follow her original policies.
Current polls show Marine LeQuac at 42% of the popular vote, and Battaleon at 54% with 4% undecided
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