Ayatollah Quackmeini : "If the Geese Settle in NoBattaLand, We Will Kill Them ALL"

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini

Fighting words from the theocratic leader of Battastan.

After Battaleon pledged to move the victims of Marine LeQuac's 'Jour Nouveau' genocide to NoBattaLand, Ayatollah Quackmeini released a video response. In the heated video, Quackmeini demanded Battaleon not to sell the land to those modern geese as they are traitors by participating with the western philosophies of science and democracy.

Quackmeini stated that NoBattaLand belongs to Battastan. It always belonged to Battastan and is the location of a holy religious place to Gees3a 3ali long ago. He sites this in the passage from the Holy Book of Geese "An Gees3a 3ali went northwards from thy desert." This passage, according to Quackmeini, proves that NoBattaLand has always belonged to Battastan.

Battaleon responded that;

"Historically, this land belonged to Battaland. It was part of the kingdom of Battalouis, as well as Battalouisiana -- now the independent country of Louisiana. Only recently in the early 1980s, in an international and nuclear dispute with North Battaland, this land was negotiated to become a demilitarized international zone monitored by the UN. The UN neglected the land. Battastan was founded only a few months ago by Saquack Hussein after ousting the Swan king, Abdel Aziz Al-Sw3anoud. The Mujaquackdin and leadership of Ayatollah Quackmeini came into power even after that!"

Quackmeini then responded; "History means nothing when the Holy Book of Geese tells all. This land belongs to Battastan and we will conquer it. All the geese living there are traitors for accepting science and democracy. We shall see to it that they all perish."

The geese in NoBattaLand have started to build protective infrastructure, dreading the impending invasion from Battastan. Unfortunately, Battaland cannot lend any soldiers, especially since they just were decimated from the allied armies of Umrika and Canarda. Battaleon fears that the Ayatollah may decimate Geeseal.