jeudi 31 juillet 2014

Geseal Will Not Tolerate Attacks from Quackmeini

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini
The Ayatollah Quackmeini has met with a further, and more crushing defeat in northern Battastan. As he attempted to fire rockets at the Geesealis, in Geeseal, the unexpected happened.

The Geesealis just want to build a thriving community in peace. Ayatollah Quackmeini claims that the land belongs to Battastan and he will take it in the name of the Mujaquackdin and the Holy Book of Geese which claims this land to Gees3a 3ali.

At first, thinking that the geese of Geeseal would be like Battaland or Umrika, Quackmeini figured they stood no chance against the mighty Mujaquackdin and attacked with 12,500 soldiers.

But the Geesealis proved to be a lot tougher than that. They did not allow the Mujaquackdin to defeat them in battle or conquer their land that they bought. Over 12,000 of the Mujaquackdin perished in war.

After this, Ayatollah Quackmeini figured that the westernized geese will utilize their intellect, and be passive. He figured they would be wishing to negotiate treaties, and it would be just a matter of time until he could destroy them and take their land.

Ben Geeson
But the Geesealis proved to be a lot more clever than that. Ar'ar is the only city in northern Battastan, which meets desert in the south until the oasis of Londonistan. When Quackmeini started launching rockets from Ar'ar into Geeseal, the Geesealis would not take it.

Being geese themselves, many from Londonistan, several Geesealis were able to infiltrate the Mujaquackdin at Ar'ar and find out where the ammunition was being stored. Unfortunately, it was in a school. And in the night, so no children would be around, the Geeseali intelligence agents set fire to the school. The rockets launched off all at once and set over a huge destruction -- killing the entire neighborhood as well as damaging buildings nearby.

The Mujaquackdin, ashamed of being defeated by non-traditional geese that study science, they lined up all the people of Ar'ar. Women and children included, and killed them all in gunfire so that no witness could reveal how the army of the Holy Gees3a 3ali lost. The Mujaquackdin abandoned the city and returned to Londonistan.

The Geeseali army came to Ar'ar the next morning to fight the Mujaquackdin and found the residents of Ar'ar dead. It was a tragedy. Ben Geeson was informed and said "we take a moment to pause building our homes in Geeseal to see the tragedy that has befallen our fellow living beings at Ar'ar. We understand, as geese ourselves, that the Mujaquackdin are manipulated to think that what they do is right. And we must forgive them for killing our sons. But we cannot forgive ourselves for the Mujaquackdin killing their own sons. It is these lives, lost due to our attempts to defeat them, that has led the Mujaquackdin to murder their own sons."

In order to prevent further attacks, and with the desert keeping Londonistan far away, the Geesealis have decided to take control of Ar'ar and modernize the city as well as utilize its resources to build a better world. The Geeseali army is now putting to rest the murdered residents of Ar'ar in a city smoking with shrapnel.

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini called on the UN Secretary General, Batta Ki Moon, to go to Geeseal and sanction them for violations of international law. Quackmeini claims that Geeseal bombed a school in Ar'ar because they love to target children.

Ben Geeson retorted that the reason the school was exploded was because it was being housed by Quackmeini as a weapons arsenal, and it was done at night to ensure no children were hurt. Ben Geeson also stated that the Mujaquackdin executed the entire population of Ar'ar the next day.

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