Less than a week after the successful coup of Saquack Hussein, and Battastan is already under fire
Rocket being fired from Donald's base in Al-Damman |
Donald, the absolute despot of North Battaland, held a military parade in Pyongquack rallying up spirit and preparing for an all out war. Apparently, as the CIQuack has announced, Donald has built a series of illegal military bases on the eastern coast of Battastan. These military bases have been used by Donald to train terrorists and possibly aid in terrorist attacks between geese and ducks in the country.
With little warning, bases located near Al-Damman started firing rockets westward towards Battasra. After causing the destruction of several buildings -- 30 ducks came forward as wounded, 4 of which are in intensive care. Saquack has asked Battaleon, Umrika and Canarda all for support with intervening against the attacks.
Donald with his generals |
With confidence, Donald has pledged that he will not stop the rocket fire until his mission is a success.
At this time it is believed Donald is looking to assimilate parts of Battastan near Al-Damman as an extension of North Battaland. This is to prevent claims from Saquack Hussein over land which have built upon them illegal military bases by North Battaland, some operated since the 1970s.
Donald, the reclusive dictator of North Battaland, has appeared on camera in public following a large military parade this morning. He was seen amongst his generals, congratulating them on a successful attack on Battastan. North Battaland media reports that the rocket fire will not seize until Battastan realizes the invincible perfection of the Quaqche System of Donald, and surrenders to him.
Battaleon has not made a public comment on the situation, nor is his reply to Saquack documented.
Saquack Hussein, in addition for seeking international support, pledged to his people that they will crush the insurgents.
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