07:50h - Pyongquack: After a series of events that led to a 48 hour coup in Sw3ania, the international community has remained silent. The former King, Abdel-Aziz Al-Sw3anoud has not even been located and is thought to be hiding in Switzerland or Monaco. On Friday, Saquack Hussein addressed the nation of Battastan and announced work on the vast petroleum reserves inside the country.
The CIQuack Intelligence Service reported that in North Battaland, Donald has officially come forward and initiated a military parade to display the military might of the North Battaland army.
At this time it is unclear if Donald is planning an all out invasion of Battastan, however the recent change in politics may be fueling Donald's mind. While the UN closely monitors North Battaland, Donald began funding projects in Sw3ania under the blind eye of Abdel-Aziz Al-Sw3anoud. In fact, Donald has a series of several illegal military bases established in Sw3ania (now Battastan) which facilitate terrorist activities.
After Donald fired a small nuclear missile into the ocean, north of Pyongquack in the early 1980s, the UN has placed sanctions and came in to closely monitor North Battaland. What they found was even more shocking. The people were, for the most part, starving. They were living in a backwards society --and in the countryside it was revealed that there are death camps erected to keep dissidents and "Mickey Mouse Fans" out of society. A "Mickey Mouse Fan" is anyone who disagrees that Donald is divinely inspired and the eternal ruler of North Battaland.
It is believed Mickey Mouse was the former competitor of Donald in his days of Hollywood fame who outed Donald as a communist during the Red Scare. While Donald was very anti-fascist, which won him popularity during WWII, Donald's secret communistic views were compromised at least once. In 1956, Donald was a name listed for summons during the McCarthy trials. However, Donald was impugned out of these charges on a private settlement after a public statement issued before congress.
Donald's career as an actor never recovered and it was out of the Red Scare that he returned to Pyongquack.
Right now, in jeopardy of having his bases compromised, Donald may invade Battastan and claim the land over which he has developed. It is also possibly that he may make a frontal assault on Londonistan and claim ownership of all Battastan.
Battaleon has not released official comment on Saquack Hussein or on the known military escalation in North Battaland
The CIQuack Intelligence Service reported that in North Battaland, Donald has officially come forward and initiated a military parade to display the military might of the North Battaland army.
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After Donald fired a small nuclear missile into the ocean, north of Pyongquack in the early 1980s, the UN has placed sanctions and came in to closely monitor North Battaland. What they found was even more shocking. The people were, for the most part, starving. They were living in a backwards society --and in the countryside it was revealed that there are death camps erected to keep dissidents and "Mickey Mouse Fans" out of society. A "Mickey Mouse Fan" is anyone who disagrees that Donald is divinely inspired and the eternal ruler of North Battaland.
It is believed Mickey Mouse was the former competitor of Donald in his days of Hollywood fame who outed Donald as a communist during the Red Scare. While Donald was very anti-fascist, which won him popularity during WWII, Donald's secret communistic views were compromised at least once. In 1956, Donald was a name listed for summons during the McCarthy trials. However, Donald was impugned out of these charges on a private settlement after a public statement issued before congress.
Donald's career as an actor never recovered and it was out of the Red Scare that he returned to Pyongquack.
Right now, in jeopardy of having his bases compromised, Donald may invade Battastan and claim the land over which he has developed. It is also possibly that he may make a frontal assault on Londonistan and claim ownership of all Battastan.
Battaleon has not released official comment on Saquack Hussein or on the known military escalation in North Battaland
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