jeudi 17 juillet 2014

Umrika Evacuates Battastan; Mujaquackdin on Outskirts of Londonistan

Umrikan Army Departs
After the terrorist group, Mujaquackdin, brutally took over the oil fields in Battastan. The Umrikan government in Hollywood announced that there's no further reason to remain in Battastan, because there is no petroleum in Londonistan.

Soldiers were evacuated, but their mission was not a complete failure. The citizens of Londonistan received their first taste of Democracy.The academic part of Londonistan saw this as a bright alternative to the devoutly religious kingdom, or the oppressive dictatorship of Saquack Hussein. The idea of a Battastan where geese and ducks could live side-by-side, with equal right and decisions meeting on the level appealed to many in Londonistan -- the most integrated city in the country.

However, a militant Mujaquackdin seeks vengeance against the westernized ways of the academics in Londonistan. They believe that the installation of Saquack and the removal of strict Sw3anian religious structure is the cause of Londonistani ducks and other ducks of the "westernized north". 

The Mujaquackdin have moved forward and now have forces outside Londonistan. The Ducks inside the Londonistani based miniature parliament are begging Hollywood to keep the Umrikan army present. However it may be too late. Within hours, the Mujaquackdin could take control of Londonistan, and possibly announce their own reigning government over the whole country of petroleum rich Battastan.

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