Exxon CEO to Resign After Saquack Hussein Scandal

Exxon CEO Doug Dreilain Resigns

After an address to the public by Battaleon, international waters are riffled. Umrika has already removed soldiers and aircrafts that were pledged to aid Saquack, and the foreign aid check was canceled. 

But this is not the end of the story. The CEO of Exxon, Doug Dreilan, announced his resignation from the company. Amid fears that he would be voted out by board members anyway --and face criminal charges from the Umrikan Supreme Court in Hollywood. 

"This is just how oil companies do business. But when you're caught, you're caught" said the disgraced CEO to the press. Dreilain leaves behind an annual salary of $4.2mm, as well as the release of his 401k. Exxon, as part of his contract, has demanded forfeiture of all Exxon stocks in his name should he resign.

Umrikan politicians in the parliament have not yet decided if he will face charges or not. However, North Battaland has filed charges for War Crimes. Ironically enough, there are over 500 different counts of War Crimes filed at the UN against North Battaland.