mercredi 9 juillet 2014

Revolution in Sw3ania!

While Battaland was fighting against ISIS, 48 hours just changed the political landscape of Sw3ania. Possibly for the long term;

King Abdel-Aziz Al-Sw3anoud & General Saquack Hussein
The Kingdom of Sw3ania, which has never been fairly stable, experienced a coup over night. A general from within the ranks of the efficient and highly trained Sw3anian army, Saquack Hussein, has successfully outed King Abdel-Aziz Al-Sw3anoud from his throne. The king was last seen on a plane, bound for Italy...or possibly Kuwait City. The Royal Treasuries and bank accounts have been, confirmed, drained and taken out by the King and his family and transferred to a special Swiss account.

Saquack Hussein, who had the army's loyalty and oath, led a diviision of tanks through the capital, and send in several divisions to the governing offices of the King in the smaller cities of Sw3ania. Saquack has not yet made an address, but most Sw3anians are very pleased with the change. Life has become tougher for Sw3anians, except for the elite of society there.

However, this is not understood to be the real cause for Saquack's revolution. Under Sw3ania is an estimated 400bn barrels of crude oil. The Al-Sw3anoud family had tapped into a small reserve and was selling it off to Canarda, but the majority of the vast oil reserves laid untouched.

It was with this in mind that Saquack scheduled amongst his officers a planned overthrow of the king and has even been consulting with several Umrikan Petroleum companies. Again, nothing official has been released nor is it known what Saquack's intentions are with Battaland.

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