After returning to power, Emperor Battaleon examined the full extent of Marine LeQuac's plan of Jour Nouveau. Originally believed to be a political agenda for change in Quacbec targeting the immigrant and refugee geese, Jour Nouveau revealed itself to be a masterminded plan of genocide. Genocide that is responsible for the deaths of an incalculable amount of geese.
At this point, 21 death camps have been found in the countryside, all containing geese and outspoken political opponents of Marine LeQuac or the monarchy of Battalouis XVIII. Between 300,000 geese survived and are in shockingly malnourished conditions.
"We were ordered to work until death," said one of the survivors. "The guards had no mercy. When the Umrikan army was nearby, we were forced to march to another death camp. The guards rode on motorcycles to the back of the line and shot any stragglers."
Battaleon was devastated to hear that such a horror could happen in a first world country like Battaland. Battaleon announced:
"Marine LeQuac has been executed for War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity. But knowing only now just the extent of her murderous responsibility against the geese, I can say no further words beyond shame on us. Battaland is a land established in liberty.
And here we stand with blood on our hands for electing that villain. We allowed our prejudice to manifest into a terrorist. I have met with the leader of the geese, Ben Geeson, and he has a dream. A dream of a city for the displaced geese that have landed here and survived this genocide."
Battaleon proposed to move the displaced geese to NoBattaLand, and establish the land as an independent country. Battaleon annexed NoBattaLand to his kingdom -- formerly a demilitarized zone -- after the Mujaquackdin violated international law and began attacking Quacbec from there.
Ben Geeson, moved by the kindness of Battaleon has proposed to buy the land from him for $20,000,000 ($20,000 bLouis d'or) which Battaleon accepted as a measure of good faith. The displaced geese include some of the most intelligent and highly reputable academics and scholars of Battastan before the theocratic rule of Ayatollah Quackmeini came into place.
"We will build a modern city, full of ideas and growth to establish the brightest of futures for our children." Said Ben Geeson, who established Geeseal on NoBattaLand on this very day as a land with the liberty, equality and brotherhood of Battaland but among the geese.
At this point, 21 death camps have been found in the countryside, all containing geese and outspoken political opponents of Marine LeQuac or the monarchy of Battalouis XVIII. Between 300,000 geese survived and are in shockingly malnourished conditions.
Ben Geeson & Battaleon |
Battaleon was devastated to hear that such a horror could happen in a first world country like Battaland. Battaleon announced:
"Marine LeQuac has been executed for War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity. But knowing only now just the extent of her murderous responsibility against the geese, I can say no further words beyond shame on us. Battaland is a land established in liberty.
And here we stand with blood on our hands for electing that villain. We allowed our prejudice to manifest into a terrorist. I have met with the leader of the geese, Ben Geeson, and he has a dream. A dream of a city for the displaced geese that have landed here and survived this genocide."
Battaleon proposed to move the displaced geese to NoBattaLand, and establish the land as an independent country. Battaleon annexed NoBattaLand to his kingdom -- formerly a demilitarized zone -- after the Mujaquackdin violated international law and began attacking Quacbec from there.
Ben Geeson, moved by the kindness of Battaleon has proposed to buy the land from him for $20,000,000 ($20,000 bLouis d'or) which Battaleon accepted as a measure of good faith. The displaced geese include some of the most intelligent and highly reputable academics and scholars of Battastan before the theocratic rule of Ayatollah Quackmeini came into place.
"We will build a modern city, full of ideas and growth to establish the brightest of futures for our children." Said Ben Geeson, who established Geeseal on NoBattaLand on this very day as a land with the liberty, equality and brotherhood of Battaland but among the geese.
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