mardi 22 juillet 2014

Battaleon Admits Quacbec has Immigration Problem

Amid growing concerns in the commercial sector of Quacbec, Battaleon publicly made an address to the battas of Battaland this afternoon.

"My fellow countrymen, please remember that these are human beings and they are suffering at the hands of tyranny." Said Battaleon, regarding the radical increase in immigrants within Battaland.

While still trying to ensure humanitarian efforts, Battaleon ordered 3,000 reserve soldiers to be placed at the border between Battaland and Battastan, in the South.

The CIQuack has tracked down the most frequented paths of the immigration pools, coming north from Londonistan. These areas will be now patrolled by the Battaland soldiers in hopes to keep immigration from increasing.

In the meantime, Battaleon has established several immigration camps meant to assimilate the Battastanis into the first world culture of Battaland. Certain things, like electricity and gas stoves, are fairly unknown to the ducks and geese coming up from Londonistan. The economy has been bad for the last 30 years in Battastan, and in the last 10 it took a hit with serious decline.

However, while Battaleon admits this is a problem, many battas are not satisfied. They want Battaleon to take action and get rid of these trouble makers and impoverished immigrants from Quacbec.

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