vendredi 25 juillet 2014

Marine LeQuac : End the Racism NOW

As continuation of her candidacy, Marine LeQuac (EN-UF) speaks out to the Quacbecois regarding offensive materials circulating in society.

In regards to the increase of immigrants and refugees within Quacbec, Marine has taken a hard position against these individuals. She has spoken out sternly that it is time to remove these immigrants clogging up the beautiful streets of Quacbec and send them far away.

Marine has also become an outspoken leader of the opposition to the current government, as chaired by Battaleon:

Marine LeQuac
"My fellow citizens of Quacbec. I am here to speak about the growing racism in our borders against ducks. I call to your attention this book of hate-speech, known as 'The Ugly Duckling'. This hate has come from Umrika and now circulates within our borders. But have you read it? This racist novel falsifies us, the ducks, as ugly individuals. As monsters that pick on others. The caricatures in this novel, representative of ducks, are filled with hate and atrocity.

Worst of all, this novel of hate known as 'The Ugly Duckling' has been targeted for our children to read. Schools are forcing our youth to be brainwashed with this racism that ducks are ugly. That ducks are cruel and not tolerant of others.

We all know who is to blame for this. Each and every one of us. Who? Dare I whisper to you? THE GEESE! I will say it again to remind you. Who is responsible for this hate against us? THE GEESE! Did you hear me? I said, THE GEESE!

I call on Battaleon to built camps of labor and send the geese there. These infectious refugees wish to take from our society, we shall see them working in labor camps and earning their stay in Battaland. If they want to live in our society, they dare not come to us with more racism and ugly duckling hate!"

In a quick response, Battaleon turned away press as he entered into his mercedes. He said "The Ugly Duckling" is a childrens' book written nearly a hundred years before any geese immigrated to Battland. But I am happy to see that Marine has finally passed her kindergarten literature class."

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