Dave Jefferson : Louisiana Secedes from Umrika

Dave Jefferson - Battarouge Secedes

After secret meetings were carried out in Battarouge since 2004, Dave Jefferson -- former governor of Louisiana -- came forward and announced that Louisiana would be seceding from Umrika as an all new and independent nation.

Dave Jefferson, who was outspoken against the changes in the Umrikan federal government in Hollywood, presented that Louisiana no longer wishes to be a part of Umrika.

He claimed that Louisiana shares a different language, culture and history from Umrika --as well as a different set of political views and can no longer tolerate to resist these opinions in disposition to the Umrikan government.

First, Louisiana has a different language. While English is spoken in Louisiana, the original tongue of the people was French like in Quacbec. During Jefferson's administration, the government of Louisiana was run in French until Umrikan Vice President Joe Bidwell, flew over from Hollywood to ensure that only english would be used.

Proximity of Battarouge & Hollywood

Umrika bought Battarouge and the territory of Louisiana from Battalouis XVI, after he fell heavily into debt trying to fight off Republican forces of independence during the Quacbec Revolution.

The area was originally named Battalouisiana, named after Battalouis XIV the Quack Soleil.

Battarouge, the capital city, refers to Red Ducks --or native ducks in the area belonging to the Iraquaq Tribe. The area was set up, colonized and conquered in the early 1600s.

When the Umrikans came, after purchasing the territory, they modified the name to Louisiana. And immediately invested in building upon Battarouge. This was a golden age for Umrikan growth and development. Alamo City was one of the most productive cities on the planet, manufacturing the best weapons, cars and beer. However, since the 1980s, things have slowed down for Alamo City. Hollywood has begun to focus more on glamorous topics and less on democracy or the will of the people -- especially the unique people of Louisiana.

So for these historic, cultural and language differences, Dave Jefferson formally seceded all of Louisiana from Umrika.