Saquack Hussein - Newest President of Sw3ania

Saquack Hussein

Saquack Hussein has become a buzzword in Battaland only 48 hours after he staged a coup and organized the military of Sw3ania against King Abdel-Aziz Al-Sw3anoud.

The most frequently asked question is: "What are Saquack's views on Battaland?"

Citizens of Quacbec, after the recent scare from ISIS, are worried about another pending attack. Of course, Saquack has a much more favourable reputation than ISIS. Born into one of the middle class non-Sw3an families of Sw3ania, he actually traces his heritage back to the Ancient Geese. While the Geese have been persecuted by the Sw3anis over history, they once stood as the masters of the entire region.

Saquack rose through the military ranks and graduated 15th in his class at the Royal Sw3anoudi Military Academy. He served for 23 years as an officer, being made general in 1998. Saquack has not been open politically, however he has a reputation for being the most well connected man in Sw3ania. He has complied millions of Dinars (the currency of Sw3ania) over investments into new medical pills approved for distribution -- not only in Sw3ania but also in Umrika and Canarda.

The military and country have become much identified as separate from the ruling class over the past 10 years. While the country has had order, the levels of poverty have increased under a glass of gold goblet drinking millionaires.

Saquack speaks French, English, Batta & Arabic -- fluently -- as well as conversational Russian and Turkish. He is a well traveled man and has been self-made through is connections. He is close friends with the CEOs of all top four major Umrikan petroleum companies. However, it is also known that he is adamently opposed to communism and Donald Duck.

Ministers within the cabinet of Battaleon have been overheard advocating for a preemptive strike. If Saquack plans to invade Battaland, then the people of Quacbec want to take preemptive aerial measures to stop the famous and advanced tanks of the Sw3anian army. Battaleon has not yet made an address or contacted Saquack. The Battaland Ambasssador has not been removed from Londonistan -- the capital city of Sw3ania.