This morning, residents south of Quacbec awoke to the screeching of kassem rockets, launched into the air. The rockets soared down and, thankfully, all of which crashed into fields far off --but panic ensued.
The attempted attack allegedly started within No-Batta-Land as a result of enhanced border security with Battastan. The Mujaquackdin began firing kassem rockets into Battaland as retaliation. Of course, NoBattaLand is a demilitarized international zone.
The dispute originated in this area long before Ayatollah Quackmeini came to power. The land was claimed by Donald as part of his extended territories, in which it was suspected he was building a secret terrorist base.
Although wilderness, Battalouis of Battaland had known the land to be his. In fact, there was a village located once in the land. A farming community known as Battronia. However, it had long since been abandoned. After the dispute escalated to Donald Duck firing a nuclear missile into the sea near Pyongquack in 1981, Umrikan president Richard M Blixen negotiated a cessation of violence.
As NoBattaLand is within close proximity of Umrika, the land was demilitarized and a UN guard force monitored the location. Of course, during the corrupt regime of Kofi Annan at the UN, many areas of dispute became ignored. This led to the decline of upkeep and eventual removal of all UN presence in the area. Battaleon and even Saquack Hussein respected the status of the demilitarized zone, however it is now being used by the Mujaquackdin to fire rockets towards Quacbec.
Previously, the area was used by ISIS to attack Battaland, however this effort was promptly defeated by the Grand Army of Battaleon.
Battaleon spoke early this morning stating briefly that measures are being worked on and that Battaland will not accept threats or attacks from terrorism.
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The dispute originated in this area long before Ayatollah Quackmeini came to power. The land was claimed by Donald as part of his extended territories, in which it was suspected he was building a secret terrorist base.
Although wilderness, Battalouis of Battaland had known the land to be his. In fact, there was a village located once in the land. A farming community known as Battronia. However, it had long since been abandoned. After the dispute escalated to Donald Duck firing a nuclear missile into the sea near Pyongquack in 1981, Umrikan president Richard M Blixen negotiated a cessation of violence.
As NoBattaLand is within close proximity of Umrika, the land was demilitarized and a UN guard force monitored the location. Of course, during the corrupt regime of Kofi Annan at the UN, many areas of dispute became ignored. This led to the decline of upkeep and eventual removal of all UN presence in the area. Battaleon and even Saquack Hussein respected the status of the demilitarized zone, however it is now being used by the Mujaquackdin to fire rockets towards Quacbec.
Previously, the area was used by ISIS to attack Battaland, however this effort was promptly defeated by the Grand Army of Battaleon.
Battaleon spoke early this morning stating briefly that measures are being worked on and that Battaland will not accept threats or attacks from terrorism.
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