02:33h - NoBattaLand. A hot battle ensued between an emcampment of the Mujaquackdin and the army of Battaleon. 348 terrorist fighters were liquidated, and over 4,000 rockets were seized by the Grand Army soldiers of Battaleon. The fighting lasted for 6 hours, and reporters have just been allowed to enter the area.
The Mujaquackdin established itself at the abandoned guard post built by the UN, and funded by Umrika, in 1981. They had taken advantage of the area in the wilderness as a command post and began firing rockets from this area with the intent of hitting Quacbec. Fortunately, all the fired rockets missed Quacbec and landed in open fields.
The UN abandoned the post and all form of monitoring the area during the administration of Kofi Annan, who wished to focus UN efforts into better policing first world countries and let the developing world "fight it out".
Battaleon made a statement, however, that may have some backlash from the International community. This is because, with the invasion of NoBattaLand, Battaleon has annexed this once demilitarized zone to Battaland. Battaleon made the following statement:
"Citizens of Battaland. We have found it necessary to reclaim this once demilitarized territory because it has become a liability to Battaland. Quacbec has been hit with rockets, for no other reason than that they live in Quacbec. The UN has failed to maintain this land as demilitarized and Battaland has been twice attacked by terrorists from this area. I only apologize that I, Battaleon, did not seize control over this land when we fought here with ISIS."
Canarda's Prime Minister, Stefan Trumpeter, issued an immediate reply affirming their support in Battaleon's actions. Umrika has yet to issue a statement, however the UN has condemned Battaland for their aggression against the "violation of International law and sending soldiers into a demilitarized international zone."
To which Battaleon replied "Wak wak! Where was the UN when Battastan sent the Mujaquackdin into this demilitarized zone in the first place"
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| Le Grand Army of Battaleon |
The UN abandoned the post and all form of monitoring the area during the administration of Kofi Annan, who wished to focus UN efforts into better policing first world countries and let the developing world "fight it out".
Battaleon made a statement, however, that may have some backlash from the International community. This is because, with the invasion of NoBattaLand, Battaleon has annexed this once demilitarized zone to Battaland. Battaleon made the following statement:
"Citizens of Battaland. We have found it necessary to reclaim this once demilitarized territory because it has become a liability to Battaland. Quacbec has been hit with rockets, for no other reason than that they live in Quacbec. The UN has failed to maintain this land as demilitarized and Battaland has been twice attacked by terrorists from this area. I only apologize that I, Battaleon, did not seize control over this land when we fought here with ISIS."
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| Abandoned UN Base in NoBattaLand |
To which Battaleon replied "Wak wak! Where was the UN when Battastan sent the Mujaquackdin into this demilitarized zone in the first place"
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