Qatari Joke - Session I

ONE DAY, A GOLFER SEES AN ARAB BEING ROBBED IN MANHATTAN. SO THE GOLFER TAKES A GOLF CLUB AND WACKS THE THIEF ON THE HEAD. 

GRATEFUL, THE ARAB SAYS : “I AM QATARI! YOU SAVED MY LIFE, I MUST MAKE IT UP TO YOU. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT I CAN BUY YOU?”

SO THE GOLFER SAYS “WELL, A FEW NEW GOLF CLUBS WOULD BE NICE. THANK YOU!”

THE NEXT DAY, THE GOLFER GETS A PHONE CALL…

“HELLO, I AM FIRST ATTACHE TO PRINCE XYZ OF QATAR. HIS HIGHNESS ASKED ME TO CALL YOU REGARDING YOUR GOLF CLUBS? WE GOT YOU 20, HOPE THAT’S OK”

GOLFER : “WOW, GENEROUS, THANK YOU!”

“THE PROBLEM IS, I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW, 3 OF THEM DON’T HAVE POOLS”

TL;DR : INSTEAD OF BUYING GOLF CLUBS (STICKS) QATARI BOUGHT HIM GOLF CLUBS (RESORTS)