mercredi 20 août 2014

SINA Has a Revelation!

While on tour, popular celebrity singer and new Moroccan sensation SINA has been raising up in the charts and being greeting by fans all across Morocco.

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SINA - Before
Considering herself as "the Moroccan Whitney Houston", SINA started off as a YouTube singer in an english speaking self-produced music video that just went viral.

Over 150,000 hits in just 2 weeks saw SINA more popular than the latest Justin Bieber single. SINA was invited to be on the radio and produced an album with famous Moroccan Rapper HosNiNi.

The acclamation of her fame had fans dmeanding she enter "Morocco Has Talent" a Moroccan version of the popular American and British television show where people show off their talents for fame and a Million Dirham prize.

Unfortunately, SINA did not succeed on the show and was cursed out by judges who considered her to be a big joke. That didn't stop SINA. She got right back on stage and into the spot light!

SINA embarked on a tour across the Moroccan coastline, and when she was performing at a club in Rabat she experienced a revelation. A fan in the crowd threw a rock, hitting her on the head. SINA fell off the stage and landed unconscious on the ground.

After waking up in the hospital, SINA revealed that she experienced a revelation in a dream while she was unconscious. She saw herself being judged in heaven and being sentenced for all her sins. SINA saw her life in front of her, and saw how she was influenced by the evil "zayonists" who own the media.
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SINA - After

So, SINA has turned over a new leaf. She now prays 5 times a day and reads the coran daily. She has taken to wearing a burqa to cover herself and keep chaste while she is seeking to better herself and remove the stains of her immoral past.

There will no longer be any SINA concerts -- except for the 2034 SINA 20th Reunion Concert, which is long awaited by fans who want to here her singing about "stronjer" things.

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