Enough is Enough!

Battaleon has had enough and is preparing for action.

A rising "news" publication has been reporting misleading and false stories against Battaland and Geeseal, filled with fabrications of the most ridiculous kind. The funding sponsor is Ayatollah Quackmeini who claims that the publication -- Al-Quaczeera -- is a moderate and honest look into the region.

Battaleon cannot believe that such rubbish exists and has banished Al-Quaczeera from being published in Quacbec. Based on articles like "Television is Satanic" and "Quacbec is a 3rd world slum" and "Killing Battas is a Requirement to Enter Heaven" and also "Battaleon eats geese children".

"Ayatollah Quackmeini is asking for an embargo. This is hate, this is not news." Said Battaleon

Which, the Ayatollah responded "Battaleon is a racist and a tyrant. He will censor free and honest news from Battastan."

To which, Battaleon responded "WakWak! In Battastan all newspapers, radio and television are forbidden except Al-Quaczeera. Quackmeini even burned all the books except for the Holy Book of Geese. He's the biggest hypocrite of all."

Ayatollah Quackmeini assures readers in Battaland that the articles are well researched and that there's no hate, only truth in what is reported. He also states that Al-Quaczeera has no agenda. It's just a fun loving paper that wants to support family values and express the truth.

Battaleon has decided to ban the publication, unlike Geeseal that still allows the racist Al-Quaczeera, and is threatening to bomb the newspaper's headquarters in Londonistan.

The UN has threatened sanctions on Battaleon if he bombs the dishonest Al-Quaczeera, and put sanctions on Battaland. Battaleon stated that the UN is a worthless organization that only threatens sanctions on countries that care for their people.

"After Ayatollah Quackmeini took over Londonistan, he saw to the killings of thousands. He made the city into rubble and dismantled the population. What did the UN do while families died here? While the different ethnic groups or politically minded were murdered? Nothing."

In response, the UN said to Battaleon that Quacbec is the only place in the region at peace. And if Battaleon initiated a hot war with Ayatollah Quackmeini, it could lead to a regional disaster.