lundi 18 août 2014

Le Prestige de Batta

Apfeldou Symbol
Breaking News - Battaleon releases invention to change the world!

Battaleon, Empereur and President of Battaland, is also CEO of Quacbec's largest and most exemplary technological firm Apfeldou.

Apfeldou was nearly bankrupted after a legal dispute with the Umrikan firm, Microsoft, that had claims over several patents and copyright protection. After the CEO at that time of Apfeldou resigned, Battaleon was afraid that the company would go to ruin so he installed himself as a passive chairman.

However, after several developments within Quacbec, Battaleon took an active role as CEO. After the creation of Geeseal, Battaleon opened up offices and
labs within Tela Quack --the capital of Geeseal. The technological advances by the geese in that land have moved leaps and bounds. Technological progress has skyrocketed.

And now, Apfeldou is proud to release the iQuack. The iQuack is a do-all/end-all device that is herein being referred to as a smartphone. The iQuack meets all the needs of the modern urban batta:

1. Phone Calls (it is a phone)\
2. Internet
3. Text Messages
4. Music

The music section has an unlimited repository of nearly 50,000 songs. Ranging from classical to pop. Users can download music into the music section --and of course, in Battaland, music is considered art and therefore free to download.

The internet feature retains satellite service and allows ducks to access the internet wherever they are. Of course, Battaleon is religious and Apfeldou is a religious company so the coran has also been uploaded and put into its own application for the phone.

Battaleon believes that the iQuack will change the way that Quacbecois communicate with eachother. He also hopes that it will promote personal attention to knowledge with the pocket application of the internet and the coran. Right now, prices are 50 Battalouis d'or (500$) per iQuack. It comes in white and black.





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