Muamar Quackdaffi, who has come to power in Battastan after a coup to take out Quackeed Al-Zahbatta was sponsored by Billionaire and Autocrat of North Battaland, Donald Duck Un.
Initially skeptical of his motives, Quackdaffi has received positive internal support as he has ended the strict laws of the Ayatollah and has begun work on urban infrastructure in Londonistan. He has also started a program to educate Battastanis in universities and create a more intellectual population.
A goose himself, from modest nomadic upbringing, Quackdaffi does not hold ethnocentric views like his predecessors. He believes strongly in the equality of all feathered beings and citizens of Battastan. He wants to see the country progress and enter a period of prosperity. He has already sent regards to Battaleon stating that he wants peace and is "not Donald Duck Un's minion but the representative of a neighboring power." Quackdaffi made the following address -- for many in the youngest generation, this is the first time any have watched television since it was banned during the regime of Ayatollah Quackmeini.
"For too long we have been oppressing ourselves. First a monarchy that was ignorant to its people. Then a racist who inspired the oppressed to seize power. And now we come from a war torn theocracy that suppressed all skills of the batta and geese. Now it is time to educate ourselves and move forward. The world runs on business, so will Battastan. And we will claim for ourselves a high position on the map."
The petroleum drilling contract, brokered between Exon Petroleum and Donald Duck Un is currently sourcing Battastan's largest production and export product. The White House in Hollywood has responded favorably to Quackdaffi's rise to power and is looking to do a lot of business with this large petroleum-rich nation.
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| Colonel Muamar Quackdaffi |
A goose himself, from modest nomadic upbringing, Quackdaffi does not hold ethnocentric views like his predecessors. He believes strongly in the equality of all feathered beings and citizens of Battastan. He wants to see the country progress and enter a period of prosperity. He has already sent regards to Battaleon stating that he wants peace and is "not Donald Duck Un's minion but the representative of a neighboring power." Quackdaffi made the following address -- for many in the youngest generation, this is the first time any have watched television since it was banned during the regime of Ayatollah Quackmeini.
"For too long we have been oppressing ourselves. First a monarchy that was ignorant to its people. Then a racist who inspired the oppressed to seize power. And now we come from a war torn theocracy that suppressed all skills of the batta and geese. Now it is time to educate ourselves and move forward. The world runs on business, so will Battastan. And we will claim for ourselves a high position on the map."
The petroleum drilling contract, brokered between Exon Petroleum and Donald Duck Un is currently sourcing Battastan's largest production and export product. The White House in Hollywood has responded favorably to Quackdaffi's rise to power and is looking to do a lot of business with this large petroleum-rich nation.
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