Zain Joins ISIS

Zain Malik

Popular singer from One Direction, Zain Malik, announced recently that he would be leaving the group. With much sadness fans around the world wonder what the next step is for Zain?

Well, like several hundred other British citizens, Zain has answered a higher calling. He's saying goodbye to Elisabeth and heading East to Baghdad to join ISIS (Da3ch). His bags are packed and he is ready to commit himself to fighting the good fight.

Although Zain was born in the West and is accustomed to the ways of life that Europeans & Americans live, he has been inspired by the youthful movement going on in the Middle East. This has helped Zain choose exactly where he wants to go for his next big gig - ISIS : Operation Damascus. 

"The training was intense at first, but now I can really build the best missiles you ever saw!" remarked Zain to the associated press that were able to interview him after Cheikh Mahmoud Ibrahimi discussed exchanging several Swiss prisoners for money.

Zain Malik

The group is saddened by their fellow member's leaving to fight in the Middle East, but not everyone in the spotlight supports Zain's decision to follow his heart to ISIS. Outspoken critics, such as Marine LePen, have stated that it is a terrible thing (perhaps she is jealous of Zain).

LePen told us : "Don't you understand, this is not a career move. Hundreds of youths across Europe are leaving to the Middle East to join ISIS. And when they come back they are harming our societies. Europe, we need to wake up!"

Regardless of some conflicting opinions, all are wishing Zain the best of luck in his new ventures, and certainly One Direction will no longer be the same.