Battarouge : We Recognize Geeseal

Ben Geeson

In an attempt of international defense, the neighbors of Geeseal recognize it and welcome diplomatic embassies and have made exchanges with the capital of Tela Quack.

Battaland was the first to recognize Geeseal, now Louisiana has come on board. Dave Jefferson said that "the most important of all things is that a different people should be free and masters of their own destiny." Dave Jefferson is certain Louisiana and Geeseal will get along well and build relationships with one another.

President Ben Geeson stated also that they admire Louisiana's own bout for independence and are very happy to have a close and like-minded ally nearby.

Umrika and Canarda have both established missions with Geeseal, however after hearing Louisianan president come forward, the honorable Canardic Prime Minister Stefan Trumpeter issued a statement confirming his support for Geeseal. Trumpeter has proposed legislation in the parliament of Canarda to accept Geeseal into the international community and begin formal diplomatic and nationalistic relations.

The Umrikan mission for now is sufficient according to Vice President Joe Bidwell. Of course, Umrika has been trying to mend relations with Ayatollah Quackmeini and negotiate over the oil fields. The White House in Hollywood has adamantly been seeking a solution here and is more focused on working out terms with Quackmeini than building diplomatic ties with Geeseal.

"We would like to work with Umrika," said Ben Geeson, "we are in the process of developing a lot of technologies that will change the way the world will work. I am anticipating discussing things in Hollywood."

On the ulterior side of things, Donald Duck Un of North Battaland reached out to Ben Geeson of Geeseal as well. Un admitted that under the rule of his great-grandfather Donald, there were established a lot of tensions. But possibly, as a both new leaders, North Battaland could have an ally at last."

Donald Duck Un

Donald Duck Un is understood by the CIQuack to be continuing his great-grandfather's support of the Mujahaquack and Quackeed Al-Zahbatta against the Ayatollah -- who is also a mutual enemy of Geeseal.

Right now, Ben Geeson has booked travel tickets to Battarouge on invitation of Dave Jefferson and will begin discussions on how the two nations can work further together.

Batta Ki Moon Visits Geeseal

Batta Ki Moon was demanded of, by Ayatollah Quackmeini, to visit and inspect the "militant and evil westernist geese in NoBattaLand". The Ayatollah reported crimes against humanity were being committed and that the Geeseali Defense Forse was targeting schools.

Downtown Tela Quack

The UN Secretary General arrived at Tela Quack, the capital city of Geeseal built in NoBattaLand, to find a magnificent futuristic city had been built.

"When I think of Battastan, I think of desert and 3rd world poverty," said Batta Ki Moon shocked at the developments of the geese living here. He met with Ben Geeson, and the two settled for a lunch atop a roof garden on the 22nd floor of an undisclosed building in Tela Quack.

"Look, we ourselves are geese. Our story is that we were displaced and could not get along with the policies of the Ayatollah. We took refuge in Battaland, and were put to genocide by Marine LeQuac. We bought this land from Battaleon -- land that never belonged to Battastan -- and now we are developing our cities."

When asked about why the Geeseali army was targeting schools, Ben Geeson replied "we did not put the rockets and ammunition inside the school. That was Quackmeini. If Quackmeini is so concerned with losing a school, why does he put weapons there? I would also have you know that we destroyed the weapons at night just to avoid such a circumstance as harming children."

Batta Ki Moon

Batta Ki Moon also spoke with Battaleon about the matter. Battaleon was outraged that sanctions were even being considered by the UN against Geeseal. In his opinion, Geeseal are the most humane and peaceful country in the region -- stating that the genocide as committed even here in Battaland against the geese would not even be considered by the Geesealis.

Batta Ki Moon agreed with Battaleon and said that anyone with logic will see that Quackmeini is an aggressor and intolerant of all except strict traditional Gees3a 3ali. But the UN's job is to investigate world claims, "Trust me, Battaleon. This is nonsense. But my hands are tied. I need to at least explore the possibility."

Batta Ki Moon is himself a displaced refugee of Pyongquack. His parents narrowly escaped the wrath of Donald by seeking refuge out of North Battaland only months before Donald revoked all visas and rights of North Battaland to travel outside the country.

Geseal Will Not Tolerate Attacks from Quackmeini

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini

The Ayatollah Quackmeini has met with a further, and more crushing defeat in northern Battastan. As he attempted to fire rockets at the Geesealis, in Geeseal, the unexpected happened.

The Geesealis just want to build a thriving community in peace. Ayatollah Quackmeini claims that the land belongs to Battastan and he will take it in the name of the Mujaquackdin and the Holy Book of Geese which claims this land to Gees3a 3ali.

At first, thinking that the geese of Geeseal would be like Battaland or Umrika, Quackmeini figured they stood no chance against the mighty Mujaquackdin and attacked with 12,500 soldiers.

But the Geesealis proved to be a lot tougher than that. They did not allow the Mujaquackdin to defeat them in battle or conquer their land that they bought. Over 12,000 of the Mujaquackdin perished in war.

After this, Ayatollah Quackmeini figured that the westernized geese will utilize their intellect, and be passive. He figured they would be wishing to negotiate treaties, and it would be just a matter of time until he could destroy them and take their land.

Ben Geeson

But the Geesealis proved to be a lot more clever than that. Ar'ar is the only city in northern Battastan, which meets desert in the south until the oasis of Londonistan. When Quackmeini started launching rockets from Ar'ar into Geeseal, the Geesealis would not take it.

Being geese themselves, many from Londonistan, several Geesealis were able to infiltrate the Mujaquackdin at Ar'ar and find out where the ammunition was being stored. Unfortunately, it was in a school. And in the night, so no children would be around, the Geeseali intelligence agents set fire to the school. The rockets launched off all at once and set over a huge destruction -- killing the entire neighborhood as well as damaging buildings nearby.

The Mujaquackdin, ashamed of being defeated by non-traditional geese that study science, they lined up all the people of Ar'ar. Women and children included, and killed them all in gunfire so that no witness could reveal how the army of the Holy Gees3a 3ali lost. The Mujaquackdin abandoned the city and returned to Londonistan.

The Geeseali army came to Ar'ar the next morning to fight the Mujaquackdin and found the residents of Ar'ar dead. It was a tragedy. Ben Geeson was informed and said "we take a moment to pause building our homes in Geeseal to see the tragedy that has befallen our fellow living beings at Ar'ar. We understand, as geese ourselves, that the Mujaquackdin are manipulated to think that what they do is right. And we must forgive them for killing our sons. But we cannot forgive ourselves for the Mujaquackdin killing their own sons. It is these lives, lost due to our attempts to defeat them, that has led the Mujaquackdin to murder their own sons."

In order to prevent further attacks, and with the desert keeping Londonistan far away, the Geesealis have decided to take control of Ar'ar and modernize the city as well as utilize its resources to build a better world. The Geeseali army is now putting to rest the murdered residents of Ar'ar in a city smoking with shrapnel.

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini called on the UN Secretary General, Batta Ki Moon, to go to Geeseal and sanction them for violations of international law. Quackmeini claims that Geeseal bombed a school in Ar'ar because they love to target children.

Ben Geeson retorted that the reason the school was exploded was because it was being housed by Quackmeini as a weapons arsenal, and it was done at night to ensure no children were hurt. Ben Geeson also stated that the Mujaquackdin executed the entire population of Ar'ar the next day.

Quackmeini Invades - Geeseal Victorious!

Only moments ago an army of 12,500 of the Mujaquackdin under orders from Ayatollah Quackmeini invaded NoBattaLanda also known now as Geeseal.

The 300,000 Geese in Geeseal stood their ground and opened attack on the Mujaquackdin. Perhaps a miracle, but over 12,000 of the Mujaquackdin died and the remaining few hundred fled back for their lives.

Geeseal - A Nation is Born

To the delight and surprise of Battaleon, these geese who have been through so much, have survived the invasion of the Mujaquackdin and crippled the army of Ayayollah Quackmeini.

Ben Geeson said, "We have held out against the invader. Perhaps now we can build our country in peace."

But, the Ayatollah has other plans in mind. Quackmeini has invested in moving several brigades of the Mujaquackdin to the city of Ar'ar in northern Battastan. From here it is believed that they will fire rockets down and try desperately to hinder construction and growth of the geese living in Geeseal.

To keep things in perspective, most of these Geese were born in Londonistan. They were academics and elites, as well as the impoverished, and lived peacefully there for generations under the Mamlukum of Al-Sw3anoud. However, after a brief period of prosperity came with Saquack Hussein, the Umrikan government was tricked by Donald Duck into thinking that Saquack was hiding weapons of mass destruction in the Ad-Damman region. The Umrikan army proceeded to take out Saquack in a coup, which paved the way for the ultra-religious Mujahaquack and Mujaquackdin to conquer the country. The latter of which came to power under leadership of Ayatollah Ali Quacmeini.

The Mujaquackdin has been at war suppressing the smaller terrorist group, the Mujahaquack, in the south which is led by Quackeed Al-Zahbatta. Al-Zahbatta received most of his funding from the recently deceased Donald Duck. Al-Zahbatta has kept out of Londonistan, due to the guarantee from Donald that he would fire a nuclear missile into the city unless Ayatollah Quackmeini abdicated to Al-Zahbatta.

Unfortunately, when Donald launched a nuclear warhead from Pyongquack, it malfunctioned. In the explosion, Donald lost his life and his great-grandson Donald Duck Un came to power.

During the recent war between Marine LeQuac and the allied Canardic and Umrikan armies, North Battaland and Battastan stood on the sidelines. Battarouge was formally recognized as independent by every nation except for Umrika. And the geese who survived "Jour Nouveau" were gathered to dmeilitarized NoBattaLand which they bought from Battaleon and declared to be the independent state of Geeseal.

Quackmeini has, from this point, taken to his armies and pledged that the geese in NoBattaLand will perish

Ayatollah Quackmeini : "If the Geese Settle in NoBattaLand, We Will Kill Them ALL"

Ayatollah Ali Quackmeini

Fighting words from the theocratic leader of Battastan.

After Battaleon pledged to move the victims of Marine LeQuac's 'Jour Nouveau' genocide to NoBattaLand, Ayatollah Quackmeini released a video response. In the heated video, Quackmeini demanded Battaleon not to sell the land to those modern geese as they are traitors by participating with the western philosophies of science and democracy.

Quackmeini stated that NoBattaLand belongs to Battastan. It always belonged to Battastan and is the location of a holy religious place to Gees3a 3ali long ago. He sites this in the passage from the Holy Book of Geese "An Gees3a 3ali went northwards from thy desert." This passage, according to Quackmeini, proves that NoBattaLand has always belonged to Battastan.

Battaleon responded that;

"Historically, this land belonged to Battaland. It was part of the kingdom of Battalouis, as well as Battalouisiana -- now the independent country of Louisiana. Only recently in the early 1980s, in an international and nuclear dispute with North Battaland, this land was negotiated to become a demilitarized international zone monitored by the UN. The UN neglected the land. Battastan was founded only a few months ago by Saquack Hussein after ousting the Swan king, Abdel Aziz Al-Sw3anoud. The Mujaquackdin and leadership of Ayatollah Quackmeini came into power even after that!"

Quackmeini then responded; "History means nothing when the Holy Book of Geese tells all. This land belongs to Battastan and we will conquer it. All the geese living there are traitors for accepting science and democracy. We shall see to it that they all perish."

The geese in NoBattaLand have started to build protective infrastructure, dreading the impending invasion from Battastan. Unfortunately, Battaland cannot lend any soldiers, especially since they just were decimated from the allied armies of Umrika and Canarda. Battaleon fears that the Ayatollah may decimate Geeseal.

Jour Nouveau - Aftermath of Genocide

After returning to power, Emperor Battaleon examined the full extent of Marine LeQuac's plan of Jour Nouveau. Originally believed to be a political agenda for change in Quacbec targeting the immigrant and refugee geese, Jour Nouveau revealed itself to be a masterminded plan of genocide. Genocide that is responsible for the deaths of an incalculable amount of geese.

At this point, 21 death camps have been found in the countryside, all containing geese and outspoken political opponents of Marine LeQuac or the monarchy of Battalouis XVIII. Between 300,000 geese survived and are in shockingly malnourished conditions.

Ben Geeson & Battaleon

"We were ordered to work until death," said one of the survivors. "The guards had no mercy. When the Umrikan army was nearby, we were forced to march to another death camp. The guards rode on motorcycles to the back of the line and shot any stragglers."

Battaleon was devastated to hear that such a horror could happen in a first world country like Battaland. Battaleon announced:

"Marine LeQuac has been executed for War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity. But knowing only now just the extent of her murderous responsibility against the geese, I can say no further words beyond shame on us. Battaland is a land established in liberty.

And here we stand with blood on our hands for electing that villain. We allowed our prejudice to manifest into a terrorist. I have met with the leader of the geese, Ben Geeson, and he has a dream. A dream of a city for the displaced geese that have landed here and survived this genocide."

Battaleon proposed to move the displaced geese to NoBattaLand, and establish the land as an independent country. Battaleon annexed NoBattaLand to his kingdom -- formerly a demilitarized zone -- after the Mujaquackdin violated international law and began attacking Quacbec from there.

Ben Geeson, moved by the kindness of Battaleon has proposed to buy the land from him for $20,000,000 ($20,000 bLouis d'or) which Battaleon accepted as a measure of good faith. The displaced geese include some of the most intelligent and highly reputable academics and scholars of Battastan before the theocratic rule of Ayatollah Quackmeini came into place.

"We will build a modern city, full of ideas and growth to establish the brightest of futures for our children." Said Ben Geeson, who established Geeseal on NoBattaLand on this very day as a land with the liberty, equality and brotherhood of Battaland but among the geese.

Marine LeQuac & Battalouis XVIII Guilty of War Crimes

Battalouis XVIII - War Crimes Trial

Jour Nouveau, the policy of Marine LeQuac enacted to clean up immigration within Quacbec has been ruled, by an international tribunal, as a crime against humanity. Marine, and with the authority of Battalouis XVIII, set up death camps for the scheduled genocide of geese which had sought refuge in Quacbec.

An independent investigation discovered over 300,000 geese in starved and near-death conditions in 13 different camps located throughout the countryside of Battaland. The camps had primal conditions and forced the geese to work, and when they began to produce nothing they were put to death.

"Look," said Marine, "these immigrants came to take advantage of our country. I only made a fair system where they could work for receiving benefits."

But judges were not buying it. They declared in their charges that Marine maliciously went after the geese based only on the fact of their ethnicity, and incited the whole of Quacbec against them. The next matter of accusation was that Marine LeQuac under supervision of Battalouis XVIII invaded neighboring Canarda and imprisoned the Prime Minister, Stefan Trumpeter.

Lastly, and following the initial war crimes count, Marine LeQuac was accused of pillaging and destroying Toronto for the gain of Battaland, and confiscated all the gold from the banks as well as priceless artwork from museums. Marine was also accused of destroying bridges.

Marine sat silently alongside Battalouis as the verdict was read to them:

"And we, the International Tribunal, find Marine LeQuac and Battalouis XVIII, both guilty of three counts of War Crimes. Sentence punishable by hanging, and to be executed immediately.

On the count of Crimes against Humanity, as charged against Marine LeQuac, we find her guilty as charged. We find that she abused her position in power over Battaland to racially discriminate against a certain section of the population and genocide. We order that she be executed by hanging, immediately."

Marine blurted out "THE GEESE! They did this to me! Don't you all see!?! The Geese planned this the whole time! Those dirty birds tricked me to try to kill them all, just so they could see me hang!"

Marine was quickly silenced by the guards as she struggled to make further anti-immigrant and anti-geese comments.

As reporters scrambled to get a comment, the two were taken out by the guards of the tribunal. They were masked and hanged until dead in the gallows. Marine LeQuac was pronounced dead at 3:46, and Battalouis at 3:52.