Belgian Health Minister Resigns to Join Biggest Loser Season 16

"What a Delicious Salad, Thank You!"

After being inaugurated to a position within the senior Belgian Cabinet, Maggie DeBlock has already announced her resignation.

Apparently, her contestant video to NBC really wowed executives and the hot prime time reality show "the Biggest Loser" has invited her to be a part of Season 16.

"My bags are packed. Here I come, California!"

Said an excited Maggie DeBlock

Belgium regrets that they will be deprived of one of their sharpest ministers within the senior cabinet. The Prime Minister understands that a ministerial position within Belgium cannot compare to spot on a hit reality TV show --- that airs on Tuesdays at 9pm Eastern Time (3am Belgian Time).

Inquiries have been made to replace Maggie already. Right now the top two contenders are Rosie O'Donnell and Honey BooBoo's mother. The Prime Minister is looking for someone who can "fill the big chair" that Maggie DeBlock leaves behind.