Colonel Muamar Quackdaffi, the ruling president of Battastan, made a statement following the fall of North Battaland. He announced to his parliament that Donald Duck Un is in fact no longer in power, but relocated to a remote prison camp in North Battaland.
Quackdaffi, who was installed to power by the billionaire dictator Duck Un, admits that Battastan has lost one of their most powerful allies and benefactors towards statehood.
Battastan was importing weapons from North Battaland, which alongside Plutonium, are the top exports of the hermit dictatorship. Quackdaffi announced that Battastan should re-engage Battaleon and Umrika for talks of commerce and free trade laws.
Umrika already has a substantial role with Battastan's oil industry, but Umrika is also a major power when it comes to weapons. It may be in the best interests of Battastan to subsidize trade relations and fix a floating exchange between guns and oil, to make trade cheaper and more prosperous between the two nations.
With the Battaland border above Battastan, and without pressure from Pyongquack, Quackdaffi wants to unite more in trade with Battaland. It seems very likely that to the north of Londonistan will become a regional super power --especially if it absorbs North Battaland.
Quackdaffi is beloved by the people of Battastan, and it is likely that he will remain as the country's supreme leader. However, Battaland and Umrika may put pressure back on Quackdaffi to become more democratic.
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Battastan was importing weapons from North Battaland, which alongside Plutonium, are the top exports of the hermit dictatorship. Quackdaffi announced that Battastan should re-engage Battaleon and Umrika for talks of commerce and free trade laws.
Umrika already has a substantial role with Battastan's oil industry, but Umrika is also a major power when it comes to weapons. It may be in the best interests of Battastan to subsidize trade relations and fix a floating exchange between guns and oil, to make trade cheaper and more prosperous between the two nations.
With the Battaland border above Battastan, and without pressure from Pyongquack, Quackdaffi wants to unite more in trade with Battaland. It seems very likely that to the north of Londonistan will become a regional super power --especially if it absorbs North Battaland.
Quackdaffi is beloved by the people of Battastan, and it is likely that he will remain as the country's supreme leader. However, Battaland and Umrika may put pressure back on Quackdaffi to become more democratic.
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