Battaleon Visits Brasil - Country Declares Foie Gras Illegal

An Innocent Batta

Battaleon, Emperor of Battaland, embarked on a State Visit to a neighbor in the South: Brasil.

Like most countries in the world, there is an extent of racism against ducks and in many countries slavery for ducks is still allowed. Much to the chagrin of the open minded and intellectual lands of Battaland, Battarouge and Canarda.

However, Brasilian law makers have officially declared that the persecution and malicious treatment of ducks within their country will be no more. Legislators have made the production and supply of Foie Gras (aka murdered duck) within their country and restaurants.

"It is a well known fact that ducks fly south for winter. However, Brasil has opened its doors and ideology to making this beautiful land a safe haven for all ducks in the world." Battaleon said.

Battaleon's counterpart, the honorable president Dilma Rousseff, made a few remarks of her own :

Brazilian President - Dilma Rousseff

"How can such an outrageous act of persecution, torture and murder have gone unnoticed for so long? The world needs to wake up and follow Brasil's lead and end the global production of foie gras forever!"

Battaleon signed a 50 Million Reales contract in trade with Brasil.