mardi 16 février 2016

Greetings Loyal Readers

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Al-Salam 3alekum et Bonjour et Greetings : Battaleon would like to invite you personally to the new exclusif (exclusive) website of Batta...
vendredi 29 janvier 2016

Muamar Quackdaffi Tightens Control - NO VISA

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Battastan has seen a series of regime changes in the last few years. Regional conflicts and interests have ousted kings, started wars, an...
jeudi 2 juillet 2015

London - Enough is Enough! We can tolerate Immigrants bringing their Culture and Religion but NOT their Weather!

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London - Temperatures soar to nearly 37 degrees. Water is evaporating. Train Tracks are melting. Cars are too hot to get inside. Camels are...
mercredi 1 juillet 2015

Quacbec Day in Battaland!

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Only the bakeries remain open as the entire city of Quacbec closes for its biggest holiday of the year : Quacbec Day. Children fill the p...
mardi 30 juin 2015

The Failed Politics of Fear - How ISIS Will Fall

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ISIS, or Da3ch as better known by some, will not be the group a foreign power's army can defeat. ISIS is classified as a nation or rogu...

Abbudin & Battaland Enter Serious Talks for Commerce

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President & Mrs. Al-Fayid After Battaleon has signed a large trade agreement with Brasil, he recieved a call from Abbudin president...

Battaleon Visits Brasil - Country Declares Foie Gras Illegal

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An Innocent Batta Battaleon, Emperor of Battaland, embarked on a State Visit to a neighbor in the South: Brasil. Like most countries ...