Battastan has seen a series of regime changes in the last few years.
Regional conflicts and interests have ousted kings, started wars, and expanded nuclear programs. All of which being detrimental to the stability of Battastan.
Donald Duck Un, the former dictator of North Battaland, installed Colonel Quackdaffi to power in Battastan. Already beloved by the people, Pyongquack has used their alliance with Quackdaffi to expand on an already existing nuclear arms program.
However, leadership in Pyongquack has been chaotic in the last few months and so Muamar Quackdaffi has sent emissaries on trade and peace keeping missions with Battaland and Umrika.
Unlike Noth Battaland, which was a "Stalinist Dictatorship", Battaland is very advanced. The artistic charm in Quacbec alongside modern industry has sparked the interests of Battastanis travelling to these places on behalf of these trade missions.
Returning to Battastan, they make suggestions like --maybe we should build highways in Battastan? Or, maybe we could have running water? Perhaps Battastanis could start driving cars instead of camels.
Being a traditionalist, this has greatly upset Supreme Leader Muamar Quackdaffi. In response, he has revoked all travel outside Battastan. This morning he made an address:
"Awiiiilliiii! No Visas. No Visa. It not good for you! Quackdaffi knows what is best. The people love Quackdaffi"
Not all the citizens like Quackdaffi. After seeing the wonders of Battaland and Umrika, a lot have begun spreading stories about things abroad. Battastanis have been told that they live in a modern paradise and they do not.
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| The White House in Umrika |
Faisal El-Quackebanhi had this to say: "When my cousin returned from Umrika, he described buildings taller than the biggest palm tree. Running water inside houses. Electricity everywhere. The streets at night were bright and shiny. Wlah I did not believe it. None of us did. But he had pictures. And so we want these things in our capital city of Londonistan."
Faisal was excited to show some pictures. "And here look, this is the White House. The president of Umrika lives here. Isn't this building beautiful? When I saw this
I began saving every quirsh I could find to go there and see it. But now I cannot go there because of Supreme Leader Muamar Quackdaffi's no travel visa policy."
Battastanis are beginning to realize that it is time for another change in Battastan. They will not accept being forced to remain inside their country. They want to travel - especially since word has gotten out that the region is modernizing.
Perhaps one day Faisal El-Quackebanhi will see the White House in person.
